Captain Carrot

I was raised by a troupe of dyslexic Hungarian circus performers and an aging incontinent orangutan named Mr. Puddles. Beaten profusely on a daily basis by a bearded female midget I found solace listening to the music of Wagner. I am usually no more than three beers away from marching on Poland. Also, I'm an application developer and technical analyst specializing in intranet/internet applications, user interfaces and multimedia content. I have been in IT since 1984.