Vlad, the Impaler

This list collects evidence of Vlad needlessly impaling perfectly innocent unsuspecting school-going god-fearing aphid children for his sadistic personal pleasure. We seek to build a strong case against his "it was just a phase" defense, and will not rest until justice is served in aphid court. Our crowdfunding campaign will soon launch for the greater public. If a mere 0.000001% of our population donates, we will secure enough legal representation. Lay off the crapping of sugar and act now! Do not compromise to believe you can just make another 20,000 new children in less than an hour, that is exactly what Vlad would want. An attack on one of us, is an attack on all of us!